Issue 1

Bible College News

Issue 1

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The Gift

By: "Jermaine"

The Gift is something that keeps on giving. That is the premise behind this story. I urge all of my friends to give a gift that keeps on giving. Let me share with you something that I discovered just the other day from a group of guys in the dorm. There is such an thing as "Valerian" root stuff that is suppose to help you with sleeping. Well, these pills are super strong and gross. If you just open the bottle you'll just about pass out! I am writing this so that you all will go out and buy valerian root for all of your friends. Crunch them up and put them in your friends car (air vents, under their rugs, in their engine, etc). As a word of caution, don't do any damage that cannot be cleaned or reversed! And don't put any in a place they'll never check.

Just thought I would share!

--Note: "Jermaine" is an assumed name.

"All aboard...The J-Train is leaving the station." The Jared A. Story.

By: Jamie L.

I want you to think back to all of the people who are important to you. Likely you see the image of a grandparent, mother or father, brother or sister, but you may not see Jared's face. Jared is an unsung hero. He fights for justice and the American way. He truly is a patriot in every sense of the word.

This patriot is not green to the media. He has been featured on jamielanerantings and "The Fwbbc Gist", however, both publications are no longer in print. Just read what some of his friends and foes are saying about Jared. Alan S., a close friend (closer than they should be?) says; "[Jared] never says anything rash or hasty about inappropriate things in front of girls! Who wouldn't want to date him? He has more morals than most people in Hollywood movies! Let's face it, he's underrated in the girls dorm and that's sad." Alan continues to say that "[Jared] is a goldmine!". WOW! What a guy.

"The J-Train" is also an avid bowler. He bowls for a charity called "The Jared A. trust" where he supports skinny, white, deaf teens so they can accomplish their dreams. Jared says, "give me money." Wow. Always looking for a chance to give to his trust fund. We would like to let you know that you too can support the Jared A trust. By writing Jared A. at 3606 W End Ave Nashville, TN 37215, make all checks payable to "cash."

Jessica F., a long time follower of "The J-Train", has never forgotten the inspirational words spoken by this freedom fighter, "Yeah, He's a friend with benefits." I will leave that sentence alone.

We should not neglect what Jared is saying about himself. He says, in a comment-interview that, "I think [I am] a nice piece of man candy. What women wouldn't want to have their way with [me]?" Well. With those high moral values that Alan was talking about, I can see why Jared is a hit with the women folk.

Aaron H., a longtime friend of Jared's says this when commenting on the many facets to Jared's life. " I think everyone is just jealous of Jared. He can get a date any time he wants. To quote the j-train "I am just waiting for a girl who is hot enough for the j-train, you know my Grandfather dated miss France.". Lookout beauty pageant contestants everywhere. " That is right Aaron! Beauty contestants everywhere... DO look out!

Jared is also an avid photographer. He takes pictures whenever he can! Just read what another commenter said about Jared, "I am not pointing any fingers... but Jacob--you might want to make sure Jared isn't taking pictures of you while you sleep. I think he has a stash in his 3rd drawer in his dresser (from the top)... but I'm not sure (yes I am.)"

Lastly, we would just like to say that to sum up the essence of "the J-Train" is to sum up the reality of the universe in a sentence. But, I will have to say that Jared A. is a true patriot, a true American. He stands for American values and American Gladiators. He is Jared A.